Rajesh Roshan Blog

Ye to sab ko pata hai ki Neta aam aadmi nahi hote hain lekin inka aachran bhi aam aadmiyon ki tarah nahi hota hai. Pahle to yeh cartoon dekh len.

Ha!! baat ye hai ki India mein neta pahle to galti karta hai aur uske baad kahta hai, “chu ke to dikha. Main aaj nahi samjh paya hu ki pahle to ye bayaan dete hain aur jab uski media uski aisi-taisi karne lagti hai to kahte hain ki meri baat ko tod marod kar pesh kiya gaya. Wah re wah.

Accha hai ki rashtrpati ko neta nahi kahte hain nahi to hamare Kalam saheb ke bare mein bhi log…

Maine socha to tha ki kuch likhunga lekin phir kyon na jane khayal aaya ki har roj na jane kitne page likha jata hai inke baare mein lekin ye sudharne wale thode hi hain. So i am signing off right now. Hum logo ke liye to yahi hai ki Eat Healthy… Think Better…

Khabar dekhte hi mann mein yahi socha ki… Kaash!!! dono mein se kuch bhi sach ho jaye.

Kalam se Nayrayanmurty ko rashtrpati banane ke baare mein jab pucha gaya to unhone jo pahala jawab diya wo tha. Fantastic…Fantastic…Fantastic…

DR. APJ Abdul Kalam and NR Narayan Murty on Wikipedia

Hamare desh ke neta ji aur unke peechlagoowo ki ek jhalak

Source: Hindustan

Delhi ko Sanghai banane ka sapna dekhne wali shiela dixit ko ab sapna nahi aa raha hai. Wo ab so nahi pa rahi hain. Kyonki Punjab aur Uttarakhand ke baad unhe ab apni kurshi hilti dikh rahi hai. Ye kurshi ka moh sabko pareshan kar jata hai. Jaisi hi-tech shiela hai ab delhi ki janta bhi ushi hi-tech ka sahara lekar unhone sealing se ladne ke liye website tak bana di. Your Voice on Delhi Sealing. Wikipedia par bhi sealing ko lekar ek page hai. Delhi sealing drive on Wikipedia.

Ye Bengal to hai nahi ki yaha par “laal” jhanda lahraata rahega. Delhi ke baare mei log kahte hain. Delhi ka mausam aur yaha ke log kab badal jayenge pata bhi nahi chalega. Jab mausam aur log badal sakte hain to phir sarkaar bhi badal hi jayegi. Waise delhi ko lekar shiela ko khus hona chahiye ki unhone delhi ko bahut kuch diya hai. South Ext se jab Koi mayur Vihar ko chalta hai to uska mann 4 flyover par chalte hue khus hota hoga. Ye shiela ka diya hua hai. Ab unke liye ek cheej baki rah gai hai. Wait and Watch kyonki 2008 mein shiela ke liye final hone wala hai.

Hamare peshe (Yellow Journalism) mein to ise achha nahi mana jata hai. Lekin India mein ladkiya (females) thursday ko Yellow dress hi jyada pahnti hain. Kyon????

Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki ye pile ka kya chakkar hai. Subah Vote daalne gaya to lambi line mein kuch ladkiyo ne pila dress pahan rakha tha. Waha to maine dhyan nahi diya lekin main jab apni bike ko workshop mein servicing karane ke liye bus se laut raha tha to bus mein total 5 ladkiya aur sabhi yellow dress mein. Ye pile rang ka kya chakkar hai??.

Maine wikipedia bhi search kar liya lekin is baare mein wo bhi khamosh hai. jo hai wo majedaar hai. Aap bhi dekh lein Yellow in Wikipedia. This is what i got regarding india in wikipedia In Hindu mythology it is considered that yellow has the power to influence the intellect.

Kal office mein mere saath kaam karne wali ladkiyon ke reactions majedaar honge.

Unhone soch hoga ki bach gaye. Chalo TV, Newpaper mein photo bhi aa gai aur vipakshiyo ki bolti bhi band kar di. Aaj jab main khabar bana raha tha to mujhe laga ki Ha! ye koi baat hui. Ab inke akal thikane aayegi. Report on Dainik Jagran

Aaj unhe afsos ho raha hoga. Jor ka jhatka jor se jo laga hai.

West Bengal ke Vidhan sabha adhyksha H A Haleem ne Trinmool Congress ke un 29 MLA’s par jurmana lagaya hai jinhone 30 Nov ko Vidhan sabha mein tod-fod ki thi. Un 29 MLA’s se Rs. 3,97,404 wasool liye gaye. Sach kahu to mujhe maja aaya ki netwao par bhi jurmana laga hai. This is the true example of Indian Democracy.

Report on Rediff. Nov 30, 2006

Ye hai desh ka Uttam Pradesh. Jaha chalta hai. Ek to chori upar se sina jori. Report on Hindu

Logo ne subah se hi ek dusre ko april fool banana shuru kar diya tha. 1st April jo tha. Yaar Renu ka tere liye phone aaya tha, kah rahi thi tera phone nahi mil raha, phone kar le. To koi kah raha tha ki yaar John ki tabiyat kharab hai, use phone kar lo. Har koi April Fool ko apne-apne tarike se mana raha tha.

Shaam ko Samajwadi Party ne UP election ko lekar apna manifesto jari kiya. Padhai, Dhawai aur Sinchai. Sab hoga Free. Samajwadi Party ne ye wada kiya hai. Kahi ye April fool to nahi hai.

Pahle class se lekar M.A tak ki padhai muft hogi. Kisano ko sinchai ke liye bijli muft milegi. Garibo ke liye ilaaj muft hogi.

Kya ye Mulayam singh se ne janta ko April Fool banaya hai.

SP Manifesto report on Hindu and Zee News. Kyoni jara is head line par gaur kare, Mulayam most corrupt CM.